The four people who brought magic to my life.
“A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.”~ Chuck Palahniuk (Stranger than Fiction: True Stories)
(Source: behindthisfacade)Don’t just fuck the police.
I think and think and think, I‘ve thought myself out of happiness one million times, but never once into it. —Jonathan Safran Foer (via brain-food) I’m waiting for a phone interview to start
Take the police on a romantic dinner date, and really win them over. Over the course of the next few months, slowly win the absolute affection of the police. Make the police fall in love with you, make the police unable to imagine life without you. Eventually, once your relationship has reached the apex of perfection, tenderly make love to the police. Make the police want you. No. Make the police need you. Then move away and never call again.
I was mad at him for cutting the flowers — like really mad — until I noticed the one on his lapel and then I sighed because what a fucking neat and direct way to talk about growing up, Shel Silverstein.